Monday, April 12, 2010

#3 Ugly Shit In Shop Windows

In keeping with Sydney shopkeepers apparent unquenchable lust for really foul clothing, I've documented a few store windows that make me really wanna scratch my eyes out.

Shockingly, these businesses are located within a ten metre stretch of "premiere" Paddington retail Real Estate. I'm all for equal rights for cripples, but honestly, letting blind people dress your window is simply going too far.....

When you're a hundred and fifty years old and you've accepted that you're more likely to survive being plunged into an active volcano than ever, ever having sex again, this is where you shop......

Why bother sourcing new material season to season when it's just as easy to rip down the moth-eaten, mildew-ravaged curtains of abandoned government housing estates and use those for your collection instead????

Now, come on.....it doesn't matter HOW much you love your own Vagina, there really is no need to start shamelessly copying it's whole look. Can anyone else just smell the fishmarkets when they look at this?

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